Salma Hayek, Eva Longoria, Mario Punk'd : Season 4 Episode 1

Segment #1: Penelope Cruz decides she's going to punk her friend Salma Hayek, so Master Punkster Ashton Kutcher conjures up a colossal fecal nightmare in the Ladies' restroom for Penelope to show to her friends as a joke. It's not a joke, however, when the manager accuses poor Salma of making a big mess when the toilet overflows! Segment #2: Eva Longoria and co-star Jesse Metcalfe are leaving the set of Desperate Housewives, when they get pulled over by the police. Eva becomes scared when Jesse flees the scene. The police discover a false identity and a large amount of cash left behind, and tells Eva that she may be a criminal! Segment #3: 18-year old Mario thinks he's going to meet a friend in a hotel room, but instead opens the door to a half-naked elderly woman. The hotel manager tries to get to the bottom of the situation and ends up making Mario very upset. Poor Mario is finally let off the hook when the elderly woman "flashes" a T-shirt reading, "You've been PUNK'D."